Animal Lovers Web Forum

Full Version: A humorous list!
You're currently viewing a stripped down version of our content. View the full version with proper formatting.
I found this humorous list mentioned on another forum and thought it so funny that I am posting it here. It is from thehonestkitchen.com:

[Image: Dogs_Boyfriends-1024x791.jpg]
So true! Smiley4

Have you also heard this one...?
Lock your wife, and your dog in the boot (trunk) of your car for 2 hours. Then open it, and see which one of the two is pleased to see you and smothers you with kisses!!
I love the list. They forgot the fact that your dog is always glad to see you no matter how late you are of how long you have been gone.

I think a dog is the only one that you could get to hop into the boot(trunk) in the first place.Smiley4

When you think about it a dog is a better choice.Smiley4
(07-13-2014, 08:43 AM)Tobi Wrote: [ -> ]So true! Smiley4

Have you also heard this one...?
Lock your wife, and your dog in the boot (trunk) of your car for 2 hours. Then open it, and see which one of the two is pleased to see you and smothers you with kisses!!
Ha, ha! No, I hadn't heard that one. Thank you for giving me a laugh (which I needed after reading a recent request for help on my site).

(07-13-2014, 04:36 PM)Catherine Wrote: [ -> ]I think a dog is the only one that you could get to hop into the boot(trunk) in the first place.Smiley4
I agree. Thanks for making me smile with that one, too.
We all need a little humor. It puts life in perspective.
If it were not for funny cat videos many people would not make it through the day.Smiley4

I loved the list and I may apply it's thinking to some of the people I deal with from day to day. They would be so much easier to please if they were dogs. Smiley4
Yes, but when there's a spider in the bath or the light bulb needs changing, where's your chihuahua then, eh?

Give me 5, men! Give me 5!
I will have you know that I have had a spider living above my bathtub for years. I have to watch that she is not in the tub when I turn the water on. There is also a big black spider behind the toilet who only comes out at night. We have an interesting relationship. I believe they solve the house fly problem very efficiently.

I like guys, but I change my own light bulbs.Smiley4